October 24th, 2008 — Articles
Does adsense REALLY work HERE??? How many wee cents will I earn in another week? ((sighs)) I wanna rant about adsense but apparently they’re NOT reading me (lol!) I wish they’d fill my coffers with the millions I want (dang!)
If you think I am unreasonable, I am. After all, that’s what this RANT page is FOR — for being unreasonable. SHiiit! That one UP THERE (click it) pays your blog MORE than the wee cents I get. That is something that gives me REAL BUCKS at least!
October 20th, 2008 — Articles, blogging, raving and ranting
There is nothing as self-affirming making this declaration : ” I HAVE A BLOG! “. There is also nothing as oh-la-lah great as being able to say : ” Oh and I have traffic!”.
The funny part is ANYONE can do it — doesn’t matter if you didn’t pass your third-grade English! After all, there is “pidgin English”, “Chinglish”‘,”SMS English” or even moronic English! Who really cares? After all, as long as one can communicate – everything is A-OK!
Now here goes : 1. Get into one of these blog communities where you are SURE that when you leave a comment in their blog, you’ll get one too:) Remember that self-affirming bloggers are so particular about blog visits. The unwritten rule is something like : “If I visit you, you visit me”. Makes sense.
2. Collect all the “mush”. Spread it thick on the “Hugs” and “Kisses” and be a horribly nice person.It may annoy the thinkers but remember that MORONS always WIN. If you don’t know that Morons always win, watch more of the news.But don’t you dare be an ordinary moron! Be a really affectionate one, and make it a point to say anything torridly ghastly like ” I’d go to hell to be with you because I love YOU so much!” Add effects like glitters you can pick up free at Glitters com:)
3. Sign every guestbook MORE than ONCE. If you are terribly desperate, sign everyone’s guestbook everyday with inane entries like : ” I thought of you today!”. That is very nice of you, even if we all know it’s weird to be thinking of a handle name each day but doing that gives you “nicey-points“!
4. Do not get into political discussions. You can’t afford to remember?
5. Do not get into religious or Biblical discussions. You can’t afford to remember?
6. Do not sympathize with any cause, however good, stick to dogs and cats. You can’t afford to remember?
7. If you are of Spanish, Filipino or Latin descent and your social (yep, social) network is mostly like you, call the “ATE” and “Tita” and “Tia” coming! After all, you have to show some respect. Don’t worry.Everyone loves a HUGE family remember? (warning though : if you call someone “Tita” or “Tia” and she isn’t THAT old, you have made an enemy forever!
8. Take pictures of everything. It’s okay to strangely drop by every restaurant in the area and crash to ask “May I take a picture of what you’re eating?”. If you have no talent for picture taking, you can copy and paste REALLY KNOWN QUOTES and you would still get a response. Who said wit is essential?
9. Do not discuss anything with Israeli bloggers. You can’t afford to remember? They are too finicky about details! Besides, you think the Holocaust is something like “Woodstock” and “a misconceptions” is a Catholic term. Do not ever be too detailed. Stay vague and safe and utterly sweet and clueless. In short, blog without saying anything! Isn’t that cool?
10.If everything else fails, get REALLY unoriginal! Pick up health tips, beauty tips, love quotes, safety tips, criminal ideas, poetry, gardening tips, recycling tips, recipes, Bible verses, marketing tips, diy-instructions OR ANYTHING under the sun! You’d still get a reply anyway:) Copy and Paste is awesome, particularly if that’s your idea of your personal blog
Start NOW…. it takes only guts! Who needs to know how to write one single decent English sentence anyway?
October 20th, 2008 — Articles, raving and ranting
Helium (”Where Knowledge Rules”) employs peer review plus a (patent pending and supposedly cheat-proof) ranking engine that decides which of its member-posted articles are the most useful. There’s also a payment system. According to the What Is Helium page: “Sure, Helium is an outlet for the writer in all of us, but it is also a place where you can earn not only the adoration of your peers, but money, too! We want you to be part of the success here. Helium shares a portion of revenue with you. Every article you write is an asset which can earn you revenue—into perpetuity.” Read ON… and ON..
Okay have you read Victoria Strauss? Now, my take : Helium does pay. I can’t RANT and RAVE about it being a scam because it isn’t. There is however this MYSTERIOUS rating system that made me NOT join any of those writing contests. They do pay for stuff like the MARKETPLACE and I’ve been pretty lucky THERE.
Dang… the contests SUCK though. I mean where in the CREATIVE planet can you find stuff that you have to write about like GUT? Who the heck cares about anyone else’s GUT or how a DIGESTIVE SYSTEM works unless, of course, it’s your own right? Typical starters are ..”The gut is the…. blank…” , “It is the gut that is the soul of the whole human body..”((duh???) I am sure there are better inspiration for writers than writing about the GUT! Something must be awfully weird too when someone can copy and do a re-write from Wiki and expect something original… If I were to write about the GUT, I’d do it in POETRY and praise the digestive system and it’s extraordinary design and compare it to a picasso!
If you love English composition– particularly the greade 5 type, JOIN the Helium Contest! Hey, they do PAY!!!
October 20th, 2008 — Articles, raving and ranting
Expressing oneself through blogging is a right guaranteed by the First Amendment.Freedom of Speech and the Press extends to the digital press because it is a medium of self-expression. While it is true that there is such a nebulous concept called “political correctness” it should not be a justification to stop anyone from expressing their thoughts. If anyone is offended by someone else’s blog, they can stop reading it and CHOOSE not to be “offended”.They should not try and control blogs which do not belong to them… Read ON
This is something I wrote, but Helium, being a MULTICULTURAL site, allows a “debate”. Except that I can’t really say ANYTHING in the debate that will upset this “person from another world” who is DEFINITE that people should always LIVE to PLEASE other people. If everyone THINKS that way, the world would NOT be better, contrary to uh.. public opinion??? DUH! sheeeeeeeet!
October 20th, 2008 — raving and ranting
My name is Brian Gorrell, and I’m a 38-year-old HIV+ man, who for a year lived in the Philippines. Life changed dramatically after giving up everything I had worked hard for in Australia, for my new future with a new relationship in the Philippines. I gave my life savings to my ex for our two businesses and within six months lost every penny to my scheming morally bankrupt ex boyfriend…. see and read his RANT! HERE
This gay is an Aussie who fell in love, lost his life savings after his Filipino lover run away with the boodle. Today, Brian is writing a book about how he was treated in “another place”. Brian now stays in Canada where he seems a lot happier than he was. He started a blog that MADE about a MILLION HITS before he got his book contract! This guy is my inspiration… He made me understand how GOOD it is to express RAGE!!!!! Go read his blog…. and if you fall in love and lose our life savings you can rave and rant HERE!
October 20th, 2008 — Articles
I betcha you don’t give a damn who I am and all you care about at the moment is YOUR NEED TO RANT and RAVE! That’s good. I know that RANTING has its therapeutic value. If you click the OTHER page, it explains WHY and HOW you can rant, get those really terrible feelings out of your system. This is cheaper than therapy.. and because WE LOVE YOU and WE ALWAYS SYMPATHIZE WITH YOU, we invite you to RANT, RAVE and EXPRESS YOUR RAGE against ANYTHING HERE:)
Dang.. why does every blog NEED to have a home page? I mean, WHO says that every blog should have one anyway? What exactly does a home page do anyway? Is it supposed to tell you who I am and say nice things like welcome blah, blah,blah… Would you appreciate my welcome if you’re feeling really BAD about something? I doubt it.
Thus THINK about how someone, something, the planet UPSET you today and RANT HERE 